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Figaro: Hey, Oz. I’m coming in. Oz?: ... Figaro: Got me some good alcohol from the South, so let’s drink it together. You shouldn’t have a problem enjoying the occasional drink in your room, right? Oz?: ...

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Oz: State your business. Figaro: Couldn’t you have thought of another way to handle this? You should really do something about that tendency you have to solve any and all issues with your magic.

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Figaro: Huh? You called, Oz? Oz: …Yaaaawn…It appears as though I can afford weaker magic, at least…but…I’m so sleepy… FIgaro: Hey. Don’t just call a guy over to yawn in his face. Have some manners.

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Figaro: I’m trembling just by being here. The Central primeval spirits have a heroic temperament, and thus don’t like wizards who originated from the North. I feel like a villain being told to leave. In the end, Oz and I are Northern wizards at heart…

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Figaro: Oooh, yay! Chestnuts! Let me at it! Oz: …Do you truly have no qualms with the way you’ve chosen to lead your life? Figaro: You hush. Anyway, sorry, but I can’t help you. Oz: …So you’re abandoning us for chestnuts?

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Figaro: You transformed yourself into a cute little girl who looked like Riquet and destroyed the Swamp of Pestilence, didn’t you?

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Figaro: Go easy on him. Oz is from the north, where there are no water bees. He wouldn’t know what a good honeycomb is. Figaro: Oz, on a scale of wizards, that honeycomb is Bradley grade.

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Oz: I can’t use my magic at the moment. I need you to protect Arthur from Mithra and Owen. Oz: This should be an easy task for a wizard such as yourself, Figaro. Figaro: …

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Figaro: Hehe, right?! So don’t worry, he has no qualms with me butting in and doing this much. Right, Oz? Oz: … Figaro: …Right? Oz: A threat, I see…release Arthur at once.

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Figaro: Listen, guys, I’ve got something I need to discuss with Oz. Think you can give us some privacy so the two of us can talk one on one?

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Figaro: Would it kill you to stop butting into my nice chill lifestyle like this every single time? Oz: What is this ‘cold lifestyle’ you speak of? Figaro: The word’s ‘chill’. Means a peaceful, carefree lifestyle. I heard about it from the previous sage.

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Figaro: Hey, Oz. I’m coming in. Oz?: ... Figaro: Got me some good alcohol from the South, so let’s drink it together. You shouldn’t have a problem enjoying the occasional drink in your room, right? Oz?: ...

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Figaro: You’re exactly right, Mitile. Master Oz over here is just terrible at explaining things, is all. But not to worry, good ol’ Dr. Figaro is here to help!

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Oz: …Don’t. Figaro: Don’t you ‘don’t’ me. Oz: I know that look. You have come to scold me. Figaro: You’re darn right I did. You don’t want the kids to see this play out, don’t you? I was trying to be considerate.

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Figaro: You transformed yourself into a cute little girl who looked like Riquet and destroyed the Swamp of Pestilence, didn’t you?