When you order MLK from wish.com

If you miss the #GRAMMYs don’t worry you can always just listen to the Spotify top 10.

End racism. Fuck Trump. Go Eagles. #SuperBowl

Don't worry Chiefs fans. The officials will make some half time adjustments. #SuperBowl

Any MAGA that took shrooms before the Kendrick Lamar halftime show is probably having a really bad trip right now. #SuperBowl

People saying the Kendrick Lamar was the worst halftime act must not have been alive back when the Super Bowl used to have marching bands and Up With People every year. #SuperBowlLIX

Trump's next executive order. #SuperBowlLIX #halftimeshow2025 #Kendrick

You just know Betman is sitting in his lair waiting to push the button that will signal the officials to call a penalty against Canada. #4Nations

In case you need any further evidence that everything Trump touches turns to shit. Wayne Gretzky is trending in Canada and it’s not because he’s “the great one”.

So who told MAGA about Bluesky? Well, it was nice while it lasted. #StateOfTheUnion

Trump makes this 13-year old kid a member of the Secret Service. Five minutes later Musk has DOGE fire him. #StateOfTheUnion 📷

From the same league that brought you “no stats until the season was half over” in 2024. It’s only preseason and the CFL website is already crashing.

Did CFL hire Elon Musk's DOGE bros to make cfl.ca "more efficient"?

Hey CFL, if you plan to livestream games on weekends maybe don't give your entire IT department weekends off. #CFLPreseason

I always thought Trump's inevitable 3rd divorce would be more civil than this. I also thought it would have been with Melania. #Elon #ElonVsFelon

Hey can anyone add me to the Pete Hegseth group chat? I want to know when operation "operation shut up about POTUS birthday parade" begins.

What a terrible time for Connor McDavid to turn into Elias Pettersen. #StanleyCup #LetsGoOilers

Thanks to so many people fact checking Mr. TACO, Stephen Harper is trending in Canada!

As a life long BC LIONS fan it’s hard for me to say anything nice about Winnipeg Blue Bombers, but that welcome back for Milt Stegall was something special. Well done Bombers fans! #CFL

OK, Alex Jones ... Hulk Hogan was an antivaxxer and 5 years younger than Ozzy. Oops.