Good news everyone! We will be attending #evefanfest again this year. Bringing you funny quotes straight from the horses mouth to #tweetfleet

Anger games 8 confirmed #tweetfleet

1 - "I've just got my first nip-flick in" 2 - "foreplay has started" #evefanfest

American - "We're shooting ourselves in both feet, knee caps and our dick and then go 'Who shot my dick off?!!'." #evefanfest

Player rummaged through his backpack "There must be a pen here somewhere" *grabs something out of his bag "Oh, a ps5 controller" #tweetfleet #evefanfest

I've had 6 people drink from my dick #tweetfleet #evefanfest

Gf - he has 16 accounts Him - 16? I have ober 100 in my launcher #evefanfest #tweetgleet

On Jin marrying his American/El Salvadorian GF and moving to the USA - "Do you know what they do with scrawny little guys in El Salvadorian prison Jin'taan?" #tweetfleet #evefanfest

On puce Moose "He's got a chin like the Habsburgers, I'm not implying anything, but ... yeah" #tweetfleet #evefanfest

*During reveal of Sarathiel* "MJD while sieged? Fuck that's dumb..... I want one!" #tweetfleet #evefanfest

G1- "The Paris Hilton of Eve? Really?" Dreclas - "Yes, really" G1 grabs Drechlas's ass G1 "Aight, checks out" Drechlas - ... #tweetfleet #evefanfest

While talking to literally half deaf CCP Deadweight's bad ear "oh I'm sorry I'm so loud". Him - "No problem, you make me feel whole again" #tweetfleet #evefanfest

G1 - "I'm autistic like tgat" G2 - "Oh you should go to the artist station then..." G1 - ??? G3 - "He said autistic, not artistic" #tweetfleet #evefanfest

A bunch of nerds asked for CCP Orcas melon and ate it. #tweetfleet #evefanfest

"Anyone want a gay time?" - Chaos1298 #tweetfleet #evefanfest

G1 - "I won this one poster of the T2 trig shio, what's it called again?" G2 - "The negrol" Mystical Might - "'scuse me?" #tweetfleet #evefanst

G1 - "I've never had a white Russian" G2 - "I've had a white Russian, she was delicious" #tweetfleet #evefanfest

G1 - "My dad is a lefty, but I'm not" G2 - "Are you sure he is your dad?" #tweetfleet #evefanfest

G1 - "I don't get impaled, I do the impaling" G2 - "New twitch handle Ray the Impaler" G1 - "The Magic Impaler" G3 - "That sounds like a sex toy" #tweetfleet #evefanfest

This is it for this edition of #evefanfest. We'll log back on on May 11th 2026 #tweetfleet