Good evening, handsome~ Anything you'd like for dinner?

Ever make a post that's funny in concept but then you upload it and realize it sounds stupid as hell?

Look at this dumbass police robot trying to look sexy when he really looks stupid and lame.

I go through random accounts that follow or like me out of boredom and like a really old post of theirs to jumpscare them. I know what you are.

Oh thank god 😌

Thank God I'm getting a haircut soon because my hair is long enough to pull on and we can't have that

D-Daddy?

Why are you AI generating Spiderman when there's hundreds of existing images of him from comics and movies?

No hard feelings, Mr. "PARBot".

You know what, fuck this. I try putting effort into my shit and I feel like no one cares. Feels like people are just there because I'm some big strong robot and maybe I am. You want me to pin you down? Step on you? Smother you under my sweaty gear? Come over here, handsome. 😏

I killed him

Thinking about how the card game format I like is so niche, even in the base community, I could literally just pretend one of them is my OC because no one else would think otherwise Anyways, say hello to MY new OC 😈

GUESS WHO GAVE HIMSELF A MOHAWK LMAOOOOOO i kinda like it though

What if you sat in my lap while we watch the Nintendo Direct?

Nice legs

My furry arc is soon i promise I'll finally be hot