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For those of us who cared, the collapse of this website will haunt us for years,

It’s only AI if it comes from the Artifice region of a marketing exec’s imagination, otherwise it’s just a computer program.

Saudi Arabia announces it has successfully merged Friday night with Sunday morning.

Following Saudi takeover, PGA announces winners of the Masters will be chopped up and put in a green bin instead of jacket.

Incredible to think that there was a day in 2014 when due to social media we knew literally what everyone we’d ever met was currently thinking and now it’s just Elon Musk shitposts and NYC air quality reports.

Single-handedly going to drink Bud Light back into the number one spot.

Update: United States celebrates 247 years of a perception of freedom being fed to 99.9% or them in order to enrich a vanishingly tiny class of super-wealthy.

247 years after its formation, United States clarifies the Independence they are celebrating is from critical thinking, consequences, and equality.

Accusing him of using the innermost secrets of how Twitter operates, Musk says Zuckerberg may have even gone so far as to read Musk’s numerous Tweets describing the innermost secrets of how Twitter operates.

How it became clear Twitter was finished: A Thread.

Twitter announces plans to shift gears from being a dumpster fire to a manned submersible powered by hubris.

*Takes a long drag of his cigarette, stares into the middle distance, and says quietly to no one in particular: “We’re never getting back to where we were on Twitter between the years 2015 and 2021. That was a time my friends. That was a time.”

Were you on the website Twitter.com sometime between the years 2006 and 2023. If so you may be entitled to sweet fuck all to show for it.

So boring that so many billionaires collect art, yachts, cars, and jets. If I was rich I’d collect macaroni necklaces, pool noodles, couches, and kites.

Reposting in honour of Milan Kundera, who has died at the age of 94.

It will be 10,000 degrees in Rome today. The Sicily is lava. There are no more shadows in Sardinia. Everything is light. We are become pure energy. 299,792,458 metres per second. To infinity, and beyond.

Saying you fear God: predictable, obvious, who wouldn’t fear an omnipotent force with a penchant for punishment. Saying you fear Maud: vague, unusual, evokes images of a hardscrabble upbringing in the prairies administered by an abusive grandmother with a penchant for paisley.

Hilariously on the nose of Elon to rename an app that most people have by now dumped to “ex”. 10/10.

Pointless naming all of these individual generations. It’s simply going to end up being: Everyone Born Before 2025 = The Fuck Around Generations Everyone Born After: The Find Out Generations