i even midcurved the autistic retard test its so over for me

Least profitable trader in the groupchat thinks top is in

all i watch on youtube now is interviews with recovering gambling addicts so i never forget what my life will be like if i ever stop clicking

spending christmas day emailing realtors lowball cash offers for properties in the third world (southern europe)

christmas day is best the best day to swiping on dating apps - only the most well adjusted and sane people will be online while all the crazies are spending time with their friends and families

You can tell how good someone is at trading by how they use stickers on TG

I thought Do Kwon, CZ, and Su Zhu were all the same person until a month ago

swapping from the 1 second chart to the 15 minute

the SEC are paying a bounty of $10m for tarpots wallets

every 24 hours of semen retention increases your edge in the casino by 1%. after 100 days it's impossible to lose. every spin of the wheel hits jackpot. you can always tell someone is a gooner by how bad their luck is. why do you think THEY fill casino w prostitutes and egirls?

bad day to be an llm slop token launch

missing opportunities will always happen but you should be asking yourself why you were asleep? ok stay awake later you saw but midcurve faded? ask yourself why youre a pussy good learning moment to prepare yourself for the next one (there will always be a next one)

Somehow hard rugging an 80m mc TikTok coin after shilling it to your 1.2M followers was only the second worst onchain crime of the last 4 hours

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disappeared for a while cause i didnt wanna see my mutuals in shambles i didnt wanna lose respect for them like that bottoms in send it

greatest transfer of wealth from the smart to the retarded has begun anyone whos been bearish is about to lose everything

also im up multi 6 figs in last 24 hours on 1 trade thanks for playing

OZ I’m literally just a retard w an iPhone