they're 100% doing the miss thailand dance omg

referring to lebron as kingjames with they/them pronouns has been killing me for hours

no but actually. all I want is for a beautiful woman to ask me what the fuck I'm talking about when I'm on some bullshit

Corrected somebody on the year columbine happened at a party last night

these are the children i will raise

This is fun and all until you turn 22 and the neuron that makes weed scary gets activated

This used to be a website

tried to smite Wemby and got cancer

sixers lost so kelly oubre gets marlboro menthol lights for dinner

watching spurs blazers with my old head michael jordan diehard dad and teaching him to hate deni avdija

i’m sick to my stomach

Oh my god get this FAT PEDOPHILE OFF MY FUCKING SCREEN I WANT TO WATCH NUGGETS WOLVES

deaaron fox punched his tooth out and steph castle made him look like a bitch #TheInfluenceOfWokebanyama

If his name was "Stephon Children's Hospital" Deni probably woulda tried to kill him

you make our nation so proud. 🥹

the feeling of joy i got earlier calling my friend who lives in philly and reacting to the end of that game together #iwilldieforphiladelphia

Kelly sexy ass would have got a kiss from me

bartender here. guess what: robots are never going to be programmed to take a beer off your tab because they feel sorry for you after your wife took the kids