My remix of "3 Lions" I made for the 2002 World Cup. It was never properly finished as the label said it was the worst remix they'd ever heard, so be warned, it's not a masterpiece but it's not as bad as I remember. soundcloud.com/osymyso/3-lion…

Scotch egg of sausage roll? It's make your mind up time again. Scotch Egg Reflux: youtu.be/-lvV9dTcnFU

A quick message from Phil. SHUT UP! youtu.be/Ce_CQU4eju8

Dolly Parton and Madness come together for "Jolene's Mad at Me"-an osymyso smoosh youtu.be/GeIld3qEdVI?si…

I've made a really depressing 15 minute mix about happiness and optimism, you can hear it and also watch it here youtu.be/BxQqd7Sl8-s

Also my cover version of the Farrell Williams track Happy taken from the Sadtimism mix-Happy to be Sad youtu.be/PJSUWDRAzLs

Phil faces his biggest fear in last night's EastEnders... facebook.com/utterphilth/vi…

Find out what goes on inside Phil's head when he's asleep... ow.ly/w2qC303o8Yv

@elmarkodotorg Sorry I didn't reply, just seen this now. I can send you the mp3's of the eps if you like, DM me you email address.

@elmarkodotorg OK, I'm following you now and also Edinburgh Skeptics Society cos I a science loving skeptic!

@elmarkodotorg Edinburgh Skeptics Society I will do, I go to the local skeptics in the pub and all of that sort of stuff. Keeps me sane.

@elmarkodotorg Edinburgh Skeptics Society I've never been, just had a look at this year's line up, looks great. Very tempted.

Phil's back and there's not a scotch egg in sight. youtu.be/RXTvtuQCT80

Here's some Utter 8-Bit Philth for you, Super Mitchell Bros from Nintenders youtu.be/ll2ptusNJzo

Some truly inspiring and heartfelt poetry from the supremely gifted Phil Mitchell. Utter Philth is Back on! youtu.be/dm8rzCfg-xs

A munching Mitchell's masterclass of mighty mastication. Fresh baked Philth right here>>> youtu.be/PJsamnPnrnk

Phil's a bit erm...you know...errrr...lost for words youtu.be/hZmrWZU9554

As eloquent as ever, Phil gives a stirring speech what will bring tears to your eyes. youtu.be/FtP9hO18MQs

Thanks to Mark 'osymyso' Nicholson for making those SFX mixes of the songs all the way back in 2008!

A new clip for you, all you need to know is that it's called ArseEnders. youtu.be/VRKkvy_L5Os