witch hat atelier lures you in with its cozy cottagecore vibes and found family dynamics and you don’t realize what you’re getting into until it rips your heart out and proceeds to shred it into tinier and tinier pieces with each update

i find it unfair to wwx that the lans act like he sleeps too much when he sleeps exactly 8 hrs just like them😔 god forbid a guy goes to sleep at 1 am

what if wangxian’s kids all look like wei ying as a baby but when they grow older they start to resemble more like lan wangji..

Kids are so illiterate and only invested in short-form video content nowadays that when they try to cheat during a test, they watch videos on their phone instead of looking up answers on Google. And then they’ll have the sound on and it’ll be obvious they’re cheating lol

well there’s only one person whose entire backstory we’ve gotten from age zero

IDK man I feel like a whole new level of "you don't want a village" is unlocked when people can't imagine their kids going to schools and being expected to follow the same rules as other kids because their parents should get to pick the school rules for their own kids.

reflecting on the time i was peeling the bark off a tree during 2nd grade recess and the principal asked "how would you feel if i peeled your skin off?" crazy thing to say to a child but i gotta hand it to her it stuck

lois criticizing clark for interviewing himself as if interviewing your boyfriend is much better she’s so funny

If you laugh you go to super hell

It’s already been repainted by the locals ❤️

This is based on JD getting into Yale Law, but you have to remember that he was a DEI admit. He's an underrepresented minority (Appalachian) and member of the queer community (wears eyeliner)

“Apollo can’t be black bc Artemis is white and they’re twins!” Ok well I raise you this:

Girl.

A wedding themed 21st birthday with your fiancé's frat bros as the guests, Belly narrowly missed this thank God

Y'all saying she should've been at the club I'm saying she should've been at a sleepover painting someone's nails while they watch music videos

he remembered women’s inequality

it predicted exactly the way guys would look. like walk around almost any city for 10 mins and you’ll see that exact same man like 30 times

clark canonically won the debate club in highschool yet this was him during a less than 10 minute interview with his girlfriend… the power of ragebait

clarks life is in shambles and in the background is guy hitting a dimensional imp with a giant baseball bat

im always thinking about this tweet