DAY # 156 | 19/3/2024 | 11:38 hello and welcome back to the Daily OneShot news network. today on the news, the renowned fox Lanka approves of orange juice, and Lanka branded orange juice is confirmed coming alongside the Daily OneShot plushies releasing in early 2025.

DAY # 157 | 21/3/2024 | 11:06 today on Daily OneShot server news. lanka plushies get recalled due to unknown reasons. online it is being said that the plushies would gain sentience. but the lanka company says otherwise… will you get the plush or will the plush get you?

DAY # 158 | 1/4/2024 | 10:26 AM WE ARE SO BACK SCHOOL ASSIGNMENTS SUCK PLANNING FOR VACATIONS IS STRESSFUL. HERE IS DELIN DYING. also for today on daily OneShot community news the great papyrus has followed nia and deeby.

DAY 159 | 4/4/24 | 8:03 AM WE ARE NOT SO BACK I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT NOT POSTING FOR THREE DAYS HERE IS THE HALF A CALORIE MOTH HAVING A STROKE

HEY LOOK AT THIS!!!!! VIVI MADE COOL

DAY # 160 | 4/8/24 | 10:39 HAHA HEY uhh BEEN A BIT HUH?? IVE BEEN SLEEPING OVER AGAin anyway time to get back into the groove today we €£|£\€\£]*|*|][+[+€|’!;’#%{*]+¥¥_ thanks!

DAY # 161 | april 9th | 10:39 no more date :3 only moth and day now. which is still technically the date but shut up :3 MOTHER 3

DAY # 162 | April 25th | 9:16 pm I KINDA DIED DIDNT I? FOR THE PAST 20 DAYS PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING HAPPENED ALL AT ONCE IM EXISTENT NOW AGAIN LETS HOPE I KEEP THIS EXISTENCE THIS TIME DEEBY REFERENCE >:3

DAY # 163 | April 26th | 11:27 pm look at people torturing deeby my monitor brightness keeps adjusting itself i dont know how to turn it off hel im going sleep now goodnigh im a tire

I really need help, I'm desperate right now My mascot hasn't been feeling well these past days, I went to a vet today and they told me she needs a uterus surgery ASAP, but I need around $850 Would really appreciate the help ;; paypal.me/Naydire

DAY # 164 | may 5th | 10:26 pm should i still call this account daily? :> ANYWAY WILL YOU EAT THE GAY SANDWICH?! (makes you gay) i dont think ive said this yet but a while ago i discovered the magic known as the artifyber discord server theres a cool ghost cat and cute robot

DAY # 165 | may 9th | 8:51 pm HERES SOY SAUCe AND A CJOPSTICK

DAY # 166 | may 10th | 10:12 i don’t know how to describe this image but damn celestia knows their shit

YOU WHAT

DAY # 167 | may 25th | 6:58 im dead and not doing this daily BUT im still gonna post because silly we need to turn abby into cheese. we must turn abby into cheese.

DAY # 168 | july 15th | 3:02 the out of context channel is having a resurgence the uh first degree m

messages from the Daily OneShot server Sorrgy :3

DAY # 169 | july 16th | 9:52 im returning. more topaz peak FANK YOU

"dont fucking draw aethos delin, i dont even know what aethos is a reference to" -@Delleydroid

day # 170 | July 20th | 12:18 this shark is DUMB NO braincells NEGATIVE mental age