SERIOUSLY THOUGH 😭

Daddy Daycare Oslo, Norway

Nice! You kept it from getting in my mouth. Oslo, Norway

Smoked London Broil makes the most delicious roast beef. 🤤

This gentleman is soot-on. 🎯🎯🎯

That’s what you get when you live a champaign lifestyle, on a beer budget. Dollar Store Asante Samuel Jr.

At this point we have to ask ourselves, Are the Miami Dolphins losing on purpose?

Even the audio quit on this team. #PhinsUp

Hire Jon Gruden tomorrow.

I hate you Miami Dolphins

Football is there to keep your mind busy when it sucks balls outside. FFS…It’s still nice outside. #PhinsDown

It’s hero or zero time for Tua. #phinsUP

Don’t know what to say. I keep watching, hoping. I see talent and even some moments of good execution. But we’re inconsistent which boils down to rehearsal. I can hear Coach Shula repeating, “we don’t practice until we get it right, we practice till we CAN’T GET IT WRONG!”

Fire his doppelgänger too!

This is my Miami Dolphins/Tua theory. Tua has lost the team and the org. If they cut him, they’re on the hook for all the cash. Grier is trying to make Tua quit. If he quits and retires we don’t have to pay. Full disclosure, this has been 💯 sorta fact checked. #PhinsUp

Miami Dolphins’ halloween costume should be Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. #PhinsUp

Tua told the NBA, hold my beer. This play needs to be investigated by the feds.