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"You are at queue position 1, in the queue." Good to know I'm queuing in the queue...

Being the slave to a black cat is really odd at times. You stare into a shadow wondering if he's there... 😀

Is it just me noticing it, or has the number of dumb people who are confidently incorrect increased drastically over the last few years?

My brother (57) decided to play football for the first time in ages. Ripped his quad tendon. I guess he'll be under the knife next week.

He's waiting for his next victim, and I think it's me!

Wow. I've switched into holiday mode big time. I've just got out of bed and it's 10:45. I was up a couple of times in the night to feed the black prince.

Giving customers a choice is a win in my opinion... Oracle and Amazon Web Services Announce Strategic Partnership oracle.com/uk/news/announ…

Larry Ellison's keynote is over. No mention of on-prem 23ai. Just one sentence and making a download available would have been everything!

Oracle Multicloud - AWS, Azure, GCP oracle-base.com/blog/2024/09/1…

Oracle Database 23ai extends auditing so you can track actions on specific columns CREATE AUDIT POLICY col_pol ACTIONS UPDATE ( col1, col2 ) ON t, SELECT ( col2 ) ON t; AUDIT POLICY col_pol; Tim Hall ∞🐵+∞⌨️ shows how it works oracle-base.com/articles/23/au… #security

Looks like someone is doing a DDOS attack against my site. I've blocked some IP addresses and rebooted a couple of times. Quite frankly I'm bored of it now, so I'm going to the gym...

I guess I'm not using that computer...

Generative Data Dev and App Dev oracle-base.com/blog/2024/09/1…

Oracle VirtualBox 7.1 oracle-base.com/blog/2024/09/1… Oracle VirtualBox

Attn Tim Hall ∞🐵+∞⌨️ :-) cat-bounce.com

I've just won the lottery, so Klaus 🐈‍⬛ and I are too important to speak to you scum now... And don't ask for any money. We are going to spend all of the £4.80 on ourselves.

APEX 24.1.4 (Patch Set Bundle 4) is now available. oracle.com/tools/download… Oracle APEX #orclapex

Q: Diddy? A: Yes. I think he probably did!

When Podman refuses to stop containers oracle-base.com/blog/2024/09/2…