Most times when I look like I’m thinking about quantum physics, I’m a actually wondering if in too old to do a summer sault or fight a gorilla with a hundred dudes. But when I do martial arts is when I get ideas about quantum mechanics. Ironic? Idk

People have so many conspiracy theories, I know it’s easier to blame than understand that none is on the steering wheel 🤣. Consumers are the new elites. You just fight between each other. The world is ran by smart and pragmatic people.

I may not 100% believe in God, but i live my life like if God Bekieved 100% in me.

Put respect on greta Thunberg the great! She’s the most like Alexander but better, she is out in conquest to capture your hearts with bread !!! The balls on that shield maiden makes me look like a bitch ass pussy

To young men, you want free p#ssy, but your D#ick is free? Gtfo. Being wanted by a lot of women all the time is far better than being with many single women sevral times. And they’ll just build a coalition against you, which locks you out of the best dating pools

Next time you compare yourself to the all mighty high. I did all of this while chilling… I am a worm before I am a man. And when my time is done o shall return to the dirt… compared to me. Who the fuck are you even? O can do all you do while solving world hunger….

O never cat call women I bark love at them 🤣

There’s a secret war, happening at families dinner tables, it starts with us and it will echo. Unity between neighbours is vital at times of need. Do invest in your neighbours health. Brown, yellow, queer or billionaire. We are all one.

Just sinking in that my genius and legacy has reached consensus, dgaf bout akneoldgement. But cool o guess, bring in the ladies

Hey guys, this is just a software update, people have phones, can scan QR code for queue’s and receipts, would save us a lot of cost in ink and paper

Atleast farts are still funny

Never Would have known intermittent fasting nor practiced Kabbalah if it wasn’t for Madonna

If I knew that being a living legend would suck so much, I’d just stay moving bricks ffs

Honour is something you have. Respect is something you get by having honour.

Just had a realisation, I’m harder than goggins 🤣🥷🏻

O feel like Drake

Dang, if #quigon lived then he would have raised anakin into a gray Jedi. Taught him how to control the dark side then raise super Saiyan #lukeskywalker dang

Never act when in anger, you might be mistaken and actions can lead to catastrophic events. It’s better to feel like a fool for a moment than make a foolish act that would echo through out yours and others lives