when you fake laughed twice and they still talking

logging off twitter and realizing that 90% of the discourses here are nonexistent in real life

Such iconic times. No charts obsession. No rancid music opinions. No nonsensical hierarchies. No unending appetite for western validation. Just a collective mission to make incredible, deliciously Nigerian music.

I play bubble shooter while listening.

You know what's gross? Women get addressed by Miss, Mrs., or Ms. because society deems it important to know if she is single, married or widowed. Men, on the other hand, are only addressed as Mr. because their relationship to women does not affect their social status.

So you admit marriage holds women down and divorce makes them happy, confident and full of youthful joy?

Reading is such a hot girl activity.

See how he looks like the person who carried him for 9 months? Very demure, very mindful.

from my experience: your first mistake was “seeing an ex” do anything. I need y’all to start pretending these mfs have DIED!!! ik it sounds harsh but you need to BLOCK, mourn them, and move on if you can’t handle being ‘friends’ or seeing them happy with someone else!!

I'm convinced people pretend to enjoy chocolate ice cream, chocolate cake, chocolate fudge

Watching Big brother without supporting anyone >>>>>>>>

It’s really just between Gaga, Ariana, and Beyonce.

This makes so angry. Grown adults talking about “are you 7 or 70? 4 or 40?”. They’re KIDS. Navigating life amongst their peers will be hard enough for them, because bullies are everywhere. But to have to deal with adults mocking them? So called ‘protectors’? Breaks my heart 💔

Is it weird that I'm still in the "figuring" out stage of "what I want to do/be"?

DD/MM/YYYY is the superior date format , MM/DD/YYYY is just dumb.

Being a pastor is so interesting lol. You get the platform to share your personal beliefs and biases with an audience that is easily manipulated, especially because you can craftily support your views with Bible passages. How people sat and listened to this bs is really beyond me

There's Ayrastarr, be for real!

I want to encourage more Nigerians to speak with their normal accent.

As a former champion of “male friends are better than female friends”. I can assure you that is a big fat lie. Sisterhood is one of the most beautiful things you will ever discover.