She’s an embarrassment to everyone born in Yugoslavia. Uneducated, uncultured, overtly biased, stumbling over her own words, bitterly arrogant, and absurdly proud. Most of us in Yugoslavia had the same education, so hearing her (try to) speak, read, or form a sentence in English

My plan to capture a Games Workshop dork, chain him to the basement radiator, and persuade him to use his painting skills to make cunty custom acrylics sets is, all in all, going very well. But someone’s pudding cup ration will be cut until we resolve some last ‘theme’ issues

Americans don't even ask before taking your countrys oil anymore, they just look at you like this

WE NEVER MADE THAT.

The ugliest truth about the Epstein Files is none of the pedophiles will be arrested.

it's genocide ( Amnesty International ) it's genocide ( Human Rights Watch ) it's genocide ( B'Tselem בצלם بتسيلم ) it's genocide ( MSF International ) it's genocide (IAGS) it's genocide ( Al-Haq الحق ) it's genocide ( UN Human Rights ) it's genocide ( UN Human Rights Council ) it's genocide ( Palestinian Centre for Human Rights - PCHR ) it's genocide ( Al-Mezan الميزان )

cant believe this is a real billboard i have to see almost every day

interesting

Farmers overwhelmingly voted for Donald Trump. They were repeatedly warned not to. I guess farmers are getting exactly what they voted for. It’s just unfair that the rest of the world is also getting what the farmers voted for.

Cat's Interest, by Qin Yang

things in the office haven’t been the same since they hired the Productivity Walrus

Then he wept, because there were no more worlds to conquer.

Secretary Hegseth: “And I can’t confirm or deny whether we have kamikaze dolphins…. But I can confirm they don’t.”

Man of questionable sanity ✅ Very polite pig ✅ Dancing parrot ✅ Curiously chill chicken✅

A judge patiently explains law to Matt Taibbi: "[Taibbi] may not like Higgins' subjective conclusions, or agree with their accuracy, but that does not make them defamation... The statement that [Taibbi] was in the 'snug patronage of billionaires' is a nonactionable opinion."

random reminder that this was the reason likes are now private on twitter

There's a Japanese scientist who discovered jet streams much earlier before anyone else did, his name was Wasaburo Ooishi. No one read his work, because he *only* published in Esperanto.

So you're telling me there's a real chance people out there has been ragebaited by a former president and never knew