Being addicted to cigarettes: Boring, passé Being addicted to QUITTING cigarettes: Hilarious, commendable

Big swords are for lesbians; that’s why they’re called broadswords

Kind of guy who’s really passionate about the election but only because of the Metropolitan water district commissioners

One small good thing to come out of this is that Grover Cleveland is no longer the only president to be elected twice, non-consecutively. Finally knocks him down a peg.

For anyone else moving focus from here to there

Goku goes in... the square hole

scaffold #59 is out now, so take a read of Lillie E. Franks, on her bad content arc 's creative, absurd, and hilarious new flash fiction, "surveillance"! this one features a ridiculously suspicious (or probably just normal) j. edgar hoover, so don't miss it. it's so good. scaffoldlit.com/microwritings/…

This is a lit magazine that I found recently and really enjoyed and on my second attempt, I managed to get in with this little number about watching J. Edgar Hoover through my apartment window! scaffoldlit.com/microwritings/…

Oh, this is marvelous

This is extremely fun

New article up at Points in Case! Greetings, people of Earth. We have been observing your world. We contact you now to inform you that, upon consideration, we give the saga of your species a four out of ten. It’s solidly okay, but nothing special. pointsincase.com/articles/weve-…

Someone liked one of my pieces!

love the perfect oddness of today's story from Lillie E. Franks, on her bad content arc! "...there was King Kong right above me, clinging to the side of the building. He was even larger in person, which felt weird since large was literally the only thing I should have expected." havehashad.com/hadposts/king-…

Incredible piece up today that provides some very necessary trans utopia vibes for these trying times. Enjoy "Tomorrow" by Lillie E. Franks, on her bad content arc: Link: dishsoap-quarterly.com/5-13-25/tomorr…

"The windows have heavy, damask curtains but he never closes them, and I tell myself that’s almost like giving permission to be spied on." (Another older piece.) Intensely funny and intensely paranoid. surveillance by Lillie E. Franks, on her bad content arc scaffold literary magazine scaffoldlit.com/microwritings/…