Just won my third iPhone 13 of the day while you were sitting around doing nish

Hermes rebranding as Evri is extremely appropriate cos there’s evri chance yer no getting yer parcel

I can just tell today is gonna be one of those Sundays where I try to overhaul my entire life and fail about 2 hours in

I aspire to achieving my gf's work from home vibe

When I say, "Does that make sense?", it's not because I don't think you're smart. It's because I think that I am incoherent.

Sorry. And congratulations on your new appointment. You seem great!

If Jacques wants to start beef that bad he just needs to release a caterpillar cake #LoveIsland

Just heard someone say “slap my ass and call me Mamma Mia 2, because here we go again!” and I will be finding an appropriate time to use that in the future!!

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the cycles of life

UK is fine atm as long as you don’t get sick, have an accident, need to get on a train, need heating or affordable food

💆 8 stress-busting websites 💆 (When you're not feeling yourself) If you're like me, you probably don't realise you're stressed out of your mind until you look up from your computer. Here's some websites that help me take a moment to cool down and reevaluate 👇

Been waiting 45 minutes for Wembley Stadium to sort wristbands for us despite checking our tickets - missing Harry Styles. set, being shouted at by staff, feeling very unsafe #LoveOnTour2023 #london

Congratulations to Anddroiden for successfully completing the No Shrines Challenge of the Sanctity Pre-Alpha V0.2 demo! Check out the demo for free on the Kickstarter page: kickstarter.com/projects/ilixx…

And by the way, I’m going out tonight 💃 Introducing Tube Map (Taylor’s Version) ✨ #LDNTaylorsVersion #LondonTSTheErasTour

Taylor really led a whole stadium in screaming “FUCK THE PATRIARCHY” in front of not one, but TWO future kings of England. I simply have no choice but to respect that.