If Jim & Pam get a divorce, I'm going to pull an Andy (punch a hole in the wall). the office

#PUPPYBOWLIX #ENOUGHSAID

I want to earn $150 to spend on I Will Design You! #iwdycontest

Hard to believe this is the same McGraw-Hill that published my old Algebra textbook. #Grammys

You could have a #Grammy but I'll still treat you like a nominee

Pope to new Pope: "Here's your dress, here's a stick, here's the Bible...Oh, I nearly forgot the Twitter password..."

Tweet #RomanceOnDemand throughout the day to Uber Chicago to possibly win some fabulous Valentine's prizes #onlyinChicago

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I think I have exhausted my YouTube search of #HarlemShake parody videos.

Hey Only In Chicago! We have a musician debuting his song "Only in Chicago" in the studio in about 10 minutes. Based off crowd-sourced responses!

#FireAndyBernard

#HarlemShake gone from 1 vid to viral phenom to overabused/remixed topic in 2 WEEKS, will be remembered for bringing trap music mainstream.

And the Oscar for best city goes to Chicago!

I love you Alicia Keys but if I hear Girl on Fire again, I may start lighting things around me.

White Smoke

Pope elect Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Argentina

Pope Francis I - Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Argentina

Pope Francis I has a Twitter acct here: Jorge Mario Franciscus Bergoglio

Excited to see an advanced screening of #OlympusHasFallen

#prayforboston