This suggests that Phil is actually hitting above random chance, but we got the wires crossed.

she should be nicer to him!! if she’s gonna be mean to someone it should be me

TheBooneClone can’t flip #TheBooneCloneCantFlip #FlippingCannotBeCloned

guess who!

my name is jonesy i'm carrying the scar

DREAM WHEN YOU HAVE COLLEGE IN THE MORNING: true love is looking for you, let the warmth envelope you and bring you to her, through a land of urban fantasy DREAM WHEN YOU'RE ABLE TO SLEEP IN: Uh Oh! Here Comes Grandpa Poop!!

it’s all about the he/they she/they bullshit

i miss Turkor the Ungrateful like a motherfucker

i’d really like to fall in love again

he put at least 3 disadvantaged members of society into contraptions to vent his rage after this one

hey shopkeeper, gimmie a billy build with extra spirit power! and hold the crushing fists! Hold the crushing fists? and hold the lifestrike! Hold the lifestrike?? HEY HIDDEN KING, GIMMIE A BILLY BUILD WITH NOTHIN'!

he ain't green

the one button i'll never press

everythings fucked everything sucks

W larp