I didn’t vote for Steve Garvey, but I DO think he’s hilarious on Family Feud

There’s a lot of things I want to get off our sidewalks but whoever adds electric scooters to that list has my vote. Daniel Lurie 丹尼爾·羅偉 Mark Farrell London Breed Aaron Peskin (Former SF Supervisor) Parody Ahsha Safai 安世輝

Personal update on Noe Valley $1M toilet: door has neither interior handle nor exterior “occupied” indicator. Probably should have dropped another $300k on those upgrades. Yes, someone walked in. She wasn’t impressed. Overall 3 out of 5 stars, would pee again when in the area

Why does this project include a bus island for a bus line that’s been suspended for the last four years? London Breed SFMTA And what mayoral candidate would stop this insanity? Ahsha Safai 安世輝 Aaron Peskin (Former SF Supervisor) Parody Daniel Lurie 丹尼爾·羅偉 Mark Farrell sfmta.com/twr/projects/a…

Still nothing in the paper of record about the FBI raiding the home of the mayor of a major west coast city? Heather Knight

If I understand this Supreme Court ruling correctly, they’ve just cleared the way for President Biden to execute all his opponents ahead of the 2024 election

Let us ALL get our shoes, am I right?

Say what you will about Alain Delon’s bizarre request to have his dog put to sleep and be buried with him but CNN taking this swipe at his home seems like too much

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Is there a bigger fuggin jinx than Fat Joe?

I guess you could always turn state’s evidence

Fuck John Fisher forever

This Xmas when yr fam gives u that ugly Gap sweater, that Old Navy graphic t, or those Banana Republic chinos, throw em back in they fuckin face, remind them it’s #RickeyHenderson ‘s bday, that the Fisher fam never gave a shit about the Bay, and #fuckjohnfisher 4ever

Fred Armisen in Devo is John Stamos in The Beach Boys but for Democrats

This is 8:30 in the evening. Can you help this man Jackie Fielder ? If not, why not?

Why Sacramento will never be a big league city in one photo

Couldn’t help noting: Told my grandkids that I wouldn’t buy any more #GAP or #Athleta clothes for them because of the #Fisher family’s treatment of #Oakland and #Athletics  fans. They have easily accepted a switch to Levi & others. #OaklandForever

One thing no one could find at Zohran Kwame Mamdani’s scavenger hunt: A NATIVE NEW YORKER

Hey, Daniel Lurie 丹尼爾·羅偉 this sends a shitty message to the people working for, and raising a family in, SF. Workers are irate