Semi Kinda Right just hit 1,000,000 plays on Spotify. Truly never thought we'd have a song hit a million plays, let alone two. Couldn't have done it without y'all!

Why does every mom own one of these Ngl its pretty bad ass tho

UPS: "yep looks good!! Deliver it!"

Thanks for listening to our band.

We are ready to be hurt again #5FuckingTimes

HOMETOWN FOR THE HOLIDAYS TOP 3 WINNERS⭐️ Thank you all for putting in the time to play and submit your music, we have enjoyed every second! Join us on Saturday for the Hometown For The Holiday show with The Driver Era annnnndddddd Sophie Gray One Flew West Seth Beamer #HTFTH

Back in the Top 3 of KTCL Channel 93.3's Hometown for the Holidays! Thanks a lot for voting. See you this Saturday at the The Oriental Theater with The Driver Era, Seth Beamer, and sophie gray

We now hold the record for most Top 3 losses in KTCL Channel 93.3's Hometown for the Holidays! We're the kings, baby!! We won crowd favorite though, so thanks for screaming real loud for us and reaching 110 decibels. Congrats to our old friend Seth Beamer on the win.

What being a Denver Broncos fan is like

I want the sleepy time bear to spoon me while he holds me in his big, strong arms. Then we'll sleep together. Because it is sleepy time

Nice.

We've got some big news coming tomorrow, buckle the fuck up. In the meantime, would anyone like some tasteful nudes Dawson took for us? They're very sexy. He has a muscular butt, and awesome balls

Stoked to announce that we've been added to Colorado IsForLoversFestival, and we get to open for Alkaline Trio, The Story So Far, PUP, four year strong, Hawthorne Heights, THE RED JUMPSUIT APPARATUS, and AJJ at Fiddlers Green Amp.

I'm gonna fire up some Steely Dan, smoke an entire carton of Marlboro Reds, and fucking puke into a Kenmore 41562 (with Accela-Wash®️) Front Load Washing Machine