I regret to inform you all that I have developed a severe case of Aggressive Canine Paralysis I’m literally pinned down over here. Not sure the way forward. Please keep me in your thoughts… ☺️☺️☺️

I’m just a girl, standing in the aisle of the office supply store, realising my binder needs are probably way more specific than they should be

AMERICAN, A BROAD: Aussie gal sells me a movie ticket, asks “Any concessions?” With vision of dancing popcorn singing 🎶 let’s all go to the lobby🎶 my American born ass says “Maybe later” My partner gently explains concessions are discounts for students and the elderly… Doh

QT a Sunday pic Me and Charlotte, chilling with coffee and all y’all xxx

Melbourne’s weather needs a nap. Somebody send this weather off to look at memes in bed with a forehead kiss and a snack because it’s clearly out of sorts…

😁I love this!

me: [minute four mom-ing on about whatever] … and that’s why— my hulking 18yo: [stops me w/a forehead kiss] Mom. Chill. I got it. Message sent. Your email finds me well. ❤️❤️❤️

When you’re a books/moon/coffee girl but you set your phone down mid scroll and the algorithm assumes you’re high key digging whatever ad it suggested based on ambient conversations around you and now your timeline is All About lawnmowers…