being pre-cynical about hopecore just in case aliens show up and see how above it all i am

You know this is meant to be a big moment when even God is shining a light on that shit 😭😭😭

homer simpson bart and marge, lisa maggie & grandpa, santas little helper, snowball 2 peter griffin chris and meg, brian lois joe & glenn, quagmire cleveland and little stu

“screeching hall monitors” why does it always trace back to being mad at being told off in high school

Just saw my friend get banned in htwins for sending this gif bro This is frying me ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

not the point but this is the funniest part to me

Ouchman2432 Vampnificent I gotchu king

now that i feel safe in my employment i can justify some big luxuries

that tide pen segment in the In the Heights (2021) movie is the most vindicated product placement of my lifetime. i bought a few right after the movie and they have saved my white shirts 100 times over

the scariest thing in history happened 66 million years ago when an asteroid hit the most perfect kill shot ever, caused every possible weather disaster, covered the world in darkness for 2 years, and killed every dinosaur larger than a house cat in less than 24 hours

playing my secondhand copy of drawn to life for the first time

they’re calling it the most well known and successful advertising move in history

Kirby Air Riders if it was awesome #Blender

because i was just uh i was over there for a second and goobla goo

i was sharing clips of a laufey performance bc i had a good spot in the back and some guy asked me if i “had anything clearer” as if i was keeping the imax for myself