Dry wedding today. Only know the bride. I pray on everything I love there’s some sort of drama between families

All good Jays fans quick 1,2,3 inning coming right up for you

I’m forecasting a Cutwater epidemic this fall the likes of which we haven’t seen since 4 loko

I’m so fuckin locked for this movie like I haven’t been in a long time

Unemployed for the next 4 days. The midday beer calls to me like a siren

I love the Tigers and they’ll be fine but sometimes I think they think they’re smarter than they are. This games been played for 150 years you’re not gonna reinvent the wheel by using shitty bullpen rentals cause your manager went to Stanford and your pitching coach is analytical

In my very humble opinion this is the greatest show ever made. Must watch if you haven’t seen #sotd

I can smell Trivia Tuesdays. We are so close to being back to greatness

Haven’t played Clash Royale in 5 years am I retarted or is the prince a good card now I’m getting fucked

Wearing a beater to a baseball game should get you hung

Drafting Jamo just to store him on IR on the whole season

Can confirm. A wagon

Do not look up my past tweets about this guy. Stand up dude

Get me to Tuesday right the fuck now. I cannot wait any longer

Demon back on my tv every week tomorrow

Predicting my slash line tomorrow Bars visited: All Beers Had: 13 Girls Signing My Shirt: 0 Fantasy Draft Discussions: 100+ Hearing the phrase “Can’t believe it’s our last year”: ♾️

This last hour of work is gonna kill me. 3-4 road beers is a must I fear

To the guy who spilled an entire large soda on my shoes at Canes last night. I hope you get absolutely 0 play this entire year and those bitches were laughing at you not with you

Carti at LCA Halloween night. I’ve died and gone to heaven

If I wake up tomorrow and the Packers have Micah I’m going to be insufferable