Tomorrow’s my first day at an office job and your girl is very excited 🎉

Hello twitter friends. I need assistance. Going to a black tie wedding next month. Are short dresses okay if they’re formal or does it need to be a long dress?

PSA if you’re a man using a public bathroom, PUT THE SEAT DOWN WHEN YOU’RE DONE

I need a day off to do absolutely nothing. And then another day off to get my entire life in order.

Spent the best Sunday funday with best friend Wine Betch and our boys and her pups 🌊🍹🐶

I tried to take a cute pic on the pool floaty today but I fell in 🤷🏻‍♀️🙄

You guys Wine Betch and I just bought tickets to see blink-182 with our boys on Wednesday night! I am so excited!

Don’t you love when work is just one headache after another.

Will my friends and I ever not come in last place at trivia night? 😂

When it’s already been a day and then there’s a bee in your Uber and you’re allergic 🙃

It’s a venti cold brew kind of day.

I’m never here, but girl date with Wine Betch tomorrow and I had to inform the anon twitter world. K that’s it, bye. 😘 #brunch

Casually drinking at my local winery and eavesdropping on someone’s first date 🍷

I’m back? Maybe? We’ll see. 🙃

Remember when this was a regular thing?! 😭😭 miss you bff Wine Betch

Raise your hand if you’ve ever been accidentally wine drink on a Tuesday night and had to cancel your morning workout 🙋🏻‍♀️

There’s 2 types of people, morning people and non morning people, and they’re probably dating eachother

And I’m engaged! 💍 sorry not sorry for all the wedding tweets for the next 8 months 👰🏻‍♀️🥰

And the rest is history because this is how I met my fiancé 🥰

My life flashed before my eyes today when I accidentally sent a message complaining about a coworker, to that coworker… I’ve never hit the delete button so quickly 🙃😅