Simon Jordan should never have to buy a drink in a UK pub again after that dismembering. He was the voice of an entire nation. Well played Sir!

Can’t leave nowt alone 🤦‍♂️

The only acceptable result tonight...

Nicky Butt: 🗣️ "Six weeks ago, Man United lose that 2-0 or 3-0..." Six weeks ago Man United literally drew the reverse fixture. 🙈

Master of disguise 🥸

Jacob Ramsey kisses Newcastle's badge as he faces his former side Aston Villa... And Morgan Rogers gives him a thumbs down in disapproval 😅 🎙Lynsey Hipgrave | 📺 TNT Sports & discovery+ UK

What a week

There’s been a red card at Villa Park, but for who Unai Emery?…

Chris Kavanagh gave this as a FREE KICK and with no VAR, the decision stood. These referees without VAR are criminal… 🤣🤣🤣

We won at Aston Villa, in the green kit, without Bruno Guimaraes. I can’t believe my eyes

YES LADS!

Wayne Rooney: ‘The penalty Newcastle should have had is the worst decision I’ve ever seen in football’ #NUFC

Colm Whelan 90/1 Wowzer! #Bohs

Wayne Rooney: ‘The penalty Newcastle should have had is the worst decision I’ve ever seen in football’ 😳 It really is an absolute shocker isn’t it…

Another angle. 😂

Check out yesterday’s #FASundayCup 5th Round results 👇 Who are you backing to go all the way?

🚨🚨| Alex Amorim made his debut for Genoa against Cremonese and the Serie A graphics team reportedly introduced him as Ruben Amorim in a Genoa shirt. 🇮🇹🤯 [The Sun]

The Draw for the #FaSundayCup Semi Finals has been made 🏆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽ FA Sunday Cup England Football #sundayleague #football

Sandro’s come to see the fans and soak in the atmosphere. Don’t even try and tell me he wants to leave in the summer. #NUFC