Thank you for all the applications, we have decided to trial this striker for tomorrow. He’s off to sports direct to get some new shin pads from the bargain bin in Frasers #COYS

I’m sorry everyone for what’s about to be announced at 16:30 Maidstone United . Terry forced me into this one, paps was my fault tbf

Don’t get on my back today, back the team, back myself, Terry and our striker Harry Lodovica

No chants of “Ash out.” I’m taking that as a vote of confidence from the fans

Who says we need signings 😎

Fans of Maidstone United will be disappointed to hear that the family behind the pies at our stadium have been asked to take their business elsewhere. This is due to me and Terry unfortunately having to make cuts in order to keep us in profit. Let’s get behind the boys tomorrow.

Shocking reports of abusive language toward opposition players and the referee at todays game against Worthing. The club will be investigating and be issuing bans accordingly.

Those criticising the ownership after two bad results, give your head a wobble and be safe in the knowledge that we definitely haven’t gone backwards.

This feels like a looonnnggg time ago now…

No point booking me I’m not selling up

🤣🤣🤣🤣

And the fans go wild… shocking

Cheers all!

Joke of a player la, he’ll do for 6 months or one year I guess…