I should probably get tested

Hang the banner

The ‘Col. Rebel’ WWII B-26 bomber. AWESOME.

Office cafe bagel was already mid at best. Bitch sneaks me a multigrain bagel this morning and told me to try it. Devastating

It’s raining you know what that means #notip

My throat fucking hurts. Killing myself coming soon

Hang the banner!

Where does Todd Gurley rank as an all time RB at Georgia. #GoDawgs

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

These Mexicans just tipped me 5% on a $140 check. Calling ICE asap

We’ve already witnessed it when Mark Richt didn’t clock the ball in the SECCG in 2012.

Thought I was walking past a sewer but it was just two Indians #nukeraleigh

Drunk in Nola celebrating the life of my grandfather. Miss you big guy

Spotted a legend on bourbon

There’s no greater betrayal than when the zyn randomly poisons you instead of making you feel good. They’re much like women in this way

“I lost to Georgia in the 1983 Elite 8.” - Michael Jordan

Redbull, latte, and zyns on an empty stomach got me spinning

Can’t wait to recruit like my life depends on it when I get home from my intenship

Nothing like the smell of BO and curry from my disgusting roommate everytime I walk into my apartment! Bet yall can’t guess his race