It be your own farts sometimes

#BARBENHEIMER today! This one is going down in the history books.

I miss when 5G gave you COVID

Anybody else type up an email seconds after waking up notifying everyone you’re taking a personal day/sick day and then just sucking it up and go to work anyway? I have so many drafts in my Outlook. One of these days I’m gonna accidentally send one of these.

THIS ANGLE OF KATIE MCCABE'S GOAL 🤯 (via FOX Soccer)

I will never forget Lucas Giolito’s no-hitter in 2020. A night that made so many people feel together for a little while in such an awful year of being separated from life.

Why I luv dis cat so much?

Petition to start a service that publicly shames people when they don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom

For glass offices, people sure do sneak up on people a lot in Suits

I should definitely be allowed to walk to the store in my underwear 🤷🏽‍♂️

Bro how are these headhunters finding my phone number and work email. blowing up my line like i reached out to them

Khal Drogo was simpin

I’m gonna start using dumb intervals of time to estimate my arrival and completion of things. “Yea I’ll be there in 3-152 minutes” “Sure I’ll finish this in the next day or couple weeks”

Dipping sauces should be free

One time when I was working at Walgreens in high school, someone took a dump inside of a corner shelf and I had to clean it…

Stevie Mitchell is the best defender in the nation

The moment Pooh learned his number is officially going in the rafters 🥹

When will a Marquette game feature announcers that aren’t actively rooting against MU? #bigeast

Sean Jones to Royce Parham #MUBB