WHY IS THIS SO TRUE?? 😭😭

Most men have affairs not because of their woman's looks / age, but because of how they are being treated in the relationship. The "other woman" makes them feel like more of a man than their wife.

Kansas City's subsidized supermarket, which has been compared to Mamdani's NYC grocery store proposal, is shutting down permanently. It cites "unforeseen circumstances beyond our control." kshb.com/news/local-new…

Still less gay than Harry Sisson

JD needs to take vacation photos in front of this. JD Vance

I love how the headline suggests the kids were just being wimps. It's like the headline was written by Dylan

Good news! We investigated ourselves and everything is fine.

This song was never appropriate. Liberals always say the quiet part out loud. We’ve had enough.

George Lucas wearing the expression of a man sitting courtside at a WNBA game. All three of these guys look like they’re waiting to hear from the judge in divorce court. 😂

PMS Now

You get 18 summers. Then they're visiting. You get 940 weekends. Then they have their own. You get 6,570 bedtimes. Then silence. Time is the only real currency of parenthood. Spend it wisely. You can't earn more.

These need to be dischargable in bankruptcy.

according to physiology people who go silent when somethings upsets them or hurts them are often experiencing a coping mechanism called emotional withdrawal. 1/4

On this day in 1969, Miles Davis started recording "Bitches Brew" This wasn't just an album; it was a revolution. Jazz went electric, and the world hasn't been the same since... A thread🧵

Holy crap. Federal investigators administered an English Language Proficiency assessment to the driver of the semi who killed 3 people in Florida . He “provided correct responses to just 2 of 12 verbal questions and only accurately identified 1-4 highway traffic signs.”

A game ahead of its time. Grand Theft Auto V, released in 2013, just joked that illegal aliens were concerned America was becoming a third-world country. 😂😢

For the past month, I’ve been working on a project to map out and document the work of one of the most prolific storefront sign painters in the US - this is Detroit’s Ron Signs

Happy Birthday GZA