Mohamed Salah’s contribution in his last 13 Cup Finals:

Gives me undertones of those couples calling their ex worse than shyt all over Facebook on a Saturday All their family and friends pile on only for them to get back together on a Monday #inboxmehun

Panic has set in now he’s backed himself into a corner and Liverpool haven’t stumped up the cash. He’s bricking it at the thought of having to face the music at St James… it’s time to man up you coward. You’ve got 3 years left! You’ll do as your fucking TOLD!

Another day Another Isak transfer talk meltdown Agents desperate to get huge slice of transfer pay day. Looking at the Agency involved, he is certainly their biggest mealticket

25 years since the sinking of the Kursk submarine: No one survived, no one was punished On August 12, 2000, the Russian nuclear submarine Kursk sank in the Barents Sea after an explosion in its torpedo compartment. None of the 118 people on board survived. The investigation

Reunited 6pm August 20th. #nufc may not have a front 2 at the minute but Supermac and Gibbo are back each week only on #nufc matters

Please put the date in your diary #nufc fans. We have lots to discuss i’m sure you’ll agree. If you haven’t subscribed all ready then please do. Thanks for all the messages i have received to via the channel.

Sound familiar folks 🤔

Grok, enlighten me of the dark side of Vlado Lemic i asked. Grok responded. Newcastle Consortium Supporters NUFC Matters Stewart Penman Mitch steve ↙️ Joe Walker Mozza99 George Hayes Newcastle United x.com/i/grok/share/a…

Wouldn’t be surprised to find out soon that Trump is also running our transfer department hence the confusion He does do confusion quite well Mitch Newcastle Consortium Supporters Jon Justice-Allen Stewart Penman Steve Wraith Joe Walker

And plays Gold by Spandau Ballet on loop apparently

Siri; describe disrespecting football fans in one word. Reply: ISAK, although it could also be LIVERPOOL FC

If anyone is annoyed after getting Isak 14 on the back of their shirt dont panic. A freeze spray applied to inside and outside of the number and lettering will make it easier to peel off without being reduced to applying lighter fuel and matches

How long do you think before Isak does a Peter Odemwingie and starts camping in his car outside Anfield desperately waiting for a green light that never materialises?

How does it feel, how does it feel? To be on your own, with no direction home A complete unknown, like a rolling stone Alexander Isak #NUFC

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For anyone thinking that a 16/18 team Premier League won’t happen, this is version 18 of Project Big Picture, an attempt by Glazers, FSG, Parry and the rest of the ‘Big Six’ alongside initially then FA chief Greg Clarke, before the latter got cold feet. The fact that the scheme

As he remains isolated from the main squad i understand that Eddie Howe has arranged for Alexander Isak to vary his training regime. Today He will train at The Fun Factory Softplay at nearby Benton Industrial estate alongwith the toddlers from the nearby nursery. 🍼🍼

Wayne doesn’t get it does he. Anyone who watched that sequence- yes edited possibly adversely, i understand- but nonetheless Wayne came over very poorly. He seemed overawed, disinterested, distracted; his presentation was boring and he showed zero enthusiasm. #BCFC #TomBrady

Good luck getting a visa