every male selfie is an gift dropped by an angel on its way up to heaven

Whoever posted this and most of the people who commented need to die

getting blockhappy on here. You make my time any worse than typically expected? That’s a block. Not interested in your commentary. don’t need to hear it. simply don’t wanna see your little “takes” anymore. You aren’t deserving of the attention

my most naive trait is that I think I could get through to nearly any groyper guy if I just spent a weekend with them playing Rocket League and drinking gin & tonics

🤤

This isn't Portland Maine pal, this is Portland Oregon and that kinda stuff don't fly here

You big fancy city slickers from Seattle just don't get it We do things a little differently down here in Portland

Portland can be a little... different sometimes. But hey, we like it that way.

Um… can he say that???

That snap he does 9 seconds in hits my dopamine receptors like a line of cocaine

Smash

Just get a loan from your parents and open a natural wine shop it’s so easy

please kill me

Forgot to post my criterion sale haul from a while back

please take a moment and watch this lmfao

Lunch