The Warsaw Uprising should have flown Nazi flags and instead of fighting they should have proposed zoning deregulation.

We're living in the Ex Machina world but the sentient AI is instead an LLM and the twist is that everybody is a fucking idiot

Will Smith has been making music for divorced dads since Big Willie Style

I’m really disappointed in the relish selection at Stop & Shop

Sometimes I think about what someone in particular might think about some music I’m making (and I shouldn’t do that) Like some dude probably killed some people in Iraq and thought about George Bush while he was doin it

I can’t stand pedestrians in parking lots. Bro, you’re seriously walking to your car? Cmon

Stop liking Ai pictures yall letting the robot's win

Speaking truth to power

This woman got her dogs out at the restaurant tapping her toes on her mans knee to the sounds of the acoustic cover duo. It’s Thursday night in Milford, Connecticut

It’s Sunday, you know I have multiple active polar seltzers

May cooler ranches prevail

waiting 30 mins for the doctor to login to the telehealth appointment so I can refill a prescription

First they came for the welfare queens, and I was silent, because I was not a welfare queen. Then they came for the 35 year olds playing video games in their mom’s basement

The mural of furries playing pickleball outside of pickleville in New Haven is the true final boss of gentrification

I had a stress dream where I was called out for mansplaining while talking about juntas

Little baby Broccolini

I lost a tape measure that was important to me. Not just for practical reasons, it hand sentimental value. I hope I may come across it again