Duck gliding through cherry blossom water

I love spending hundreds of dollars for my dentist to fix a cavity that’s not bothering me only for it to start hurting after it’s fixed

Yall ever think about Hoodie Allen

Disturbing news #MyXAnniversary

Pregnant women in Missouri, USA, finally have the right to divorce as of today. The year is 2026.

This is why you don’t have healthcare btw.. it’s not trans people it’s not undocumented migrants it’s not refugees this..

Had a nightmare the other night in which I was taking AP Calculus

What a strange coincidence that popular party music from the time I was 16-22 turned out to be the best music ever made. Guess we really lucked out on that one

it was really the beauty of watching this at 1.75x speed

Based on the state of my bladder at 21 weeks pregnant I fear I will be wearing adult diapers by the time I give birth

what if we kissed under the joey votto clock

Una cría de puma fue captada por un fotógrafo, mirando a su madre con una mirada llena de amor.

today is a great day to bring this gem back.

April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic

Good morning to all my haters And good afternoon to all my haters in Europe

it rained

Usage of the word ‘Dude’ in the United States.

You can excite a woman by showing her a wraparound porch or an extremely deep bathtub