Today I have invented the Spring Panther 8 for my friend, who is an artist. It has not been very successful and will not be used in his work but he has said "it is very good, as a first attempt". I'm hopeful it will not be my magnum opus, nor my last invention.

Formulated a cool way to write the new year for you.

Have made a sculpture of a roast chook using two items. They are; one rubber glove and frozen water (ice). Won't taste as good, but this year is off to a nice start.

Every day I aim to learn something new. Today I learned 5 things. youtu.be/9LZZ1JKu5Bk

Interesting read in The Atlantic from 2019. As pertinent now as it was then. I just vomit in an uber which had FOUR coconut air fresheners. Ironically, the driver said he hung them to cover the smell of vomit. theatlantic.com/health/archive…

Police are savvy to the bottle-in-brown-bag caper, so recently I've been trialing new methods of deceit. The chip bag (twisties, toobs, chicken twisties, etc.) has been demonstrating supreme efficacy so far.

In America, they can't agree on gun control. In Australia, we can't agree on what is a schooner.

If Queen Elizabeth was your day-at-the-baseball, line of ketchup, line of mustard, poster child type hotdog. The image attached is representative of King Charles. Same ingredients, but I'm horrified and I won't be ordering it...

"Thought Leaders" and "being bald" have a closer relationship than Harry and Hargrid

Can't look at this face without being reminded of Lay's cheese and onion flavour, being 8 and in Warrnambool. Anyone else?

Saturday night texts from dad

Blokes with 5mm haircut, gel. Mwah.

Surely now, in the interest of fairness, the entire Melbourne Demons list get suspended for an entire year with the exception of David Zaharakis. AFL #DemonSlayer

I'm back. Was able to remember my password and have been using Twitter to view new ads

Are books art?

They're doing a gritty and woke reboot of going to the moon (pictured _ credit:wikipedia).

Wine with crab juice in it. Crab Sav