Patiently waiting for my bite of pepperoni pizza 🍕

Make me your screensaver OR ELSE

Sushi&Mango(&dog Mavis) It is done

AHHHHH! Time for a Tuesday scream! Who’s with me!

The rat dogtor will see you now.

That’s why I’m the screensaver and you’re not 😋

Good morning rats and roaches And lizards and snakes And dogs I guess BUT NO GOOS MORNING TO CALICO CATS

You’ve officially lost access to the orange rat:

Sushi&Mango(&dog Mavis) Me!

The most gorgeous rat

Rat shmat Goodnight calicos 😘😘 Kiss kiss to my brown and black and orange ladies 😘😘😘 No men tho bc WHY WOULD A MAN BE THERE!

This man died for your sins! Worship the lizard!

Me, disassociating about my wedding in a few weeks! Why is it so much work! AHHHHH IM SCARED!

Look at how tiny and small I am

gomputer, ENHANCE

Me after I eat wings …

Thinking of all of the possibilities, and outcomes. Considering all of the items. One cat, one dog. The children THECHILDREN! CAPTAIN HOOK HAS TAKEN THE CHILDREN! HOOK! HOOK! HOOK! No not the boo box!

hands Touching hands Reaching out Touching me TOUCHING YOUUUU