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Gruntleigh the Ogron

@ogronthe

Ogron Gruntleigh- Space Mercenary Working For Dalek's PARODY of an Empire. Daily silly tweets from humble dumb Ogron. 🐡
No one makes a MONKEY outta GRUNTLEIGH!

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Starting Now on... VISION ON SOUND NICK GOODMAN revisits 1975 Sunday Oct 5th 2025, 7:00pm (UK time) FAB Radio Channel 1 fabradiointernational.com Podcast version also available after 7:00pm via podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/visio… VoS Show 255 - Yr 6, Ep 01

Starting Now on...
VISION ON SOUND

NICK GOODMAN revisits 1975

Sunday Oct 5th 2025, 7:00pm (UK time)
<a href="/FabRadioInt/">FAB Radio</a> Channel 1
fabradiointernational.com

Podcast version also available after 7:00pm via podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/visio…

VoS Show 255 - Yr 6, Ep 01
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Us Ogrons are all very excited because one of the early Doctor Who's is visiting! Will it be grumpy FIRST DOCTOR....or even moth-eaten SECOND DOCTOR....? No. It one of the BORING and not very famous TIMELESS CHILDREN ones. πŸ™„ Him just keep moaning about wanting an ICE CREAM. 😴

Us Ogrons are all very excited because one of the early Doctor Who's is visiting!
Will it be grumpy FIRST DOCTOR....or even moth-eaten SECOND DOCTOR....?
No. It one of the BORING and not very famous TIMELESS CHILDREN ones. πŸ™„
Him just keep moaning about wanting an ICE CREAM. 😴
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Me is chatting to a visiting PIG SLAVE: PS:...and so I'm afraid I've put on a bit of weight... Me: Got a bit PORKY..? P.S: Yes, I got a bit p- wait WHAT!? How very INAPPROPRIATE!!🐷 Me: Oh, quit your yap! You not a DIPLOMAT or anything! You probably be on a BBQ come Saturday..😹

Me is chatting to a visiting PIG SLAVE:
PS:...and so I'm afraid I've put on a bit of weight...
Me: Got a bit PORKY..?
P.S: Yes, I got a bit p-
wait WHAT!? How very INAPPROPRIATE!!🐷
Me: Oh, quit your yap! You not a DIPLOMAT or anything! You probably be on a BBQ come Saturday..😹
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When ENGINEER OGRON AL designed a new Battle Cruiser, Daleks complained that the buttons were too FIDDLY so him redesign them: Apparently them STILL TOO TINY! After another 35 ATTEMPTS him eventually have a BREAK DOWN! "STILL TOO SMALL?!?" Him SCREAM as him is DRAGGED away.🀯

When ENGINEER OGRON AL designed a new Battle Cruiser, Daleks complained that the buttons were too FIDDLY so him redesign them:
Apparently them STILL TOO TINY!
After another 35 ATTEMPTS him eventually have a BREAK DOWN! 
"STILL TOO SMALL?!?" Him SCREAM as him is DRAGGED away.🀯
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The OGRON SQUAD is planning to go and DUFF UP some THALS, but just before we go, NYDER turns up with his CLIPBOARD.😑 Him insist we follow his new HEALTH, HYGIENE & SAFETY RULES! But it hard to SCARE stupid THALS when you wearing a BLUE NYLON TABARD and matching HAIRNETS. πŸ™ˆ

The OGRON SQUAD is planning to go and DUFF UP some THALS, but just before we go, NYDER turns up with his CLIPBOARD.😑 
Him insist we follow his new HEALTH, HYGIENE &amp; SAFETY RULES!
But it hard to SCARE stupid THALS when you wearing a BLUE NYLON TABARD and matching HAIRNETS. πŸ™ˆ
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After being given a ring light for his birthday, DAVROS is trying his hand at Social Media. "I'll post this and read the kind comments people post to cheer myself up!" him say. IT....... NOT END WELL.😬

After being given a ring light for his birthday, DAVROS is trying his hand at Social Media.
"I'll post this and read the kind comments people post to cheer myself up!" him say.

IT....... NOT END WELL.😬
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UGGO has been going on for weeks now about getting "name checked" by Lovely Nadja on the telly recently. It probably not the win him think it is. πŸ™„

UGGO has been going on for weeks now about getting "name checked" by Lovely Nadja on the telly recently.
It probably not the win him think it is. πŸ™„
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100s of people have been DM-ing to ask if this is ME starring in THE FORSYTES? Maybe they just spelt my name wrong in the credits? Well, despite the ginger hair and noble brow, it actually just a wannabe LOOKALIKE! πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

100s of people have been DM-ing to ask if this is ME starring in THE FORSYTES?
Maybe they just spelt my name wrong in the credits?
Well, despite the ginger hair and noble brow, it actually just a wannabe LOOKALIKE! πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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KNOCK KNOCK! WHO THERE? ME DUNNUP... ME DUNNUP WHO? Pretty hilarious joke right?😹 Well, apparently NOT when me told it at the DRACONIAN PRINCE'S DIPLOMATIC LUNCHEON just now to lighten the mood. πŸ™ˆ #PrisonTime

KNOCK KNOCK!
WHO THERE?
ME DUNNUP...
ME DUNNUP WHO?

Pretty hilarious joke right?😹
Well, apparently NOT when me told it at the DRACONIAN PRINCE'S DIPLOMATIC LUNCHEON just now to lighten the mood. πŸ™ˆ
#PrisonTime
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DAVROS has invited us Ogrons to a POSH LUNCH! D:Would you care for some more cake, Gruntleigh? Me:Well..maybe a SMALL SLICE please.. D: *chuckles* You don't have to be POLITE you know.. Me:Oh..ok, maybe a small slice, you STUPID GOGGLE-EYED GIT! Me now on OGRON DEATH ROW. AGAIN.

DAVROS has invited us Ogrons to a POSH LUNCH!
D:Would you care for some more cake, Gruntleigh?
Me:Well..maybe a SMALL SLICE please..
D: *chuckles* You don't have to be POLITE you know..
Me:Oh..ok, maybe a small slice, you STUPID GOGGLE-EYED GIT!

Me now on OGRON DEATH ROW.
AGAIN.
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"New discovery reveals chimpanzees in Uganda use flying supermarket trolleys to visit Banana Supermarkets." GREAT NEWS! 🐡🍌🍌🍌🍌

"New discovery reveals chimpanzees in Uganda use flying supermarket trolleys to visit Banana Supermarkets."

GREAT NEWS! 🐡🍌🍌🍌🍌