yo viendo como incluyen más personas al plan

cuando estoy hablando con alguien y me doy cuenta que lo mandaron para sacarme información

Me choosing “truth” in Truth or Dare Just to lie anyway.

Te invitan a comer burritos

Judge: You are sentenced to d£ath by electric chair. You have the right to one last wish. Me: I want my lawyer to hold my hands Lawyer:

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

Interviewer: So why you choose to become a pilot ? Me: To overcome my greatest fear. Interviewer:. Ohh, of heights ? Me: Nah, of dying alone. Pilot

"Krror krrr" "Can i help you" "Woof woof" "Ayayay nanininina"

Ah caray

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Cada dia doy gracias por tener esta app

This Mf stung me so I took it out on its family Cartel Style‼️ 😤👀🐝🐝🐝

nadie: el profe de educación física cuando lo ponían a vigilar un examen de matemáticas:

-¿Una boleta para cuál película? Yo en la fila:

Called my dad to pick me up from this sleepover I didn't like and he said no because you're 35 and that's your wife and kids

Un momento...