Using robert knepper news character from Prison break for my role prep. hope I can do psychopaths the same justice he did. #wholenotherpocket

Top of the league but the top scorer is Kyle walker lol #MUFC

Supernatural is trending because fuck you it's awesome. #Supernatural

#Liverpool starting the season as they mean to finish. Below Leicester. #PremierLeague

I'd be Happy for #ManCity to avoid #FCBarcelona until at least the last 16 this time. Torturous to keep getting those super humans. #UCLdraw

Wes Craven. Maybe the highest compliment I can pay is that he lives on in our nightmares. #WesCraven #legend #gamechanger

Can we have the sound back too BT?

Twitter are as confused as all the Facebook users who are frantically trying to see what's going on. Excitement abounds.

Obligatory tweet for #dancedividefestival

I'm already struggling with the smugness of Nigel Farage! We have not 'got our Country back' we have set it back, many many many years!

#BrexitIn5Words "Sometimes words are not enough" #BrexitIn4Cartoons

Joke fans from a joke team in a joke league shine a laser pen in Agueros eyes during a penalty. He proceeds to put 3 past you #oops #Aguero

United fans @-ing the FA with the Aguero image. You can almost smell the FEAR.

Yeah, I've got a favourite adult actress, you can add that to my IMDB page 😂. It's Karlee Grey by the way. I love her.

Do #huddersfield know this isn't a rugby game?

#Huddersfield outfield players have actually gotten their hands to the ball more than #Bravo has this season.

Has anyone got a Spare ticket for Newcastle-Man City today? I can pick up anywhere in Newcastle.