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The Borg

@officialborg

We are the Borg. Resistance is futile. 'Nuff said. (Parody account.)

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calendar_today20-04-2011 03:19:07

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No amount of healthcare can save you from the Borg, but congrats anyway Americans...you'll still be assimilated. --The Borg

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#iftheworldendsonsaturday we will not care. We have other sectors of the galaxy to worry about. Stupid humans. --The Borg

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Our rapture playlist? We don't have "playlists," but once the last Earth time-zone hits 6 PM we will blare music from "2001 A Space Odyssey"

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Justin & Beliebers are not even worth the minimal time and effort it takes to assimilate them. We leave them to the Daleks. --The Borg

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We are going to the premiere of X-Men First Class just to ridicule its discontinuity with the comic books and its lack of Locutus. -The Borg

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X-Men First Class was so different from the original story that they might as well have replaced von Strucker with Sebastian Shaw oh wait...

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@mikeputsky [Breaking character] Someone needs to learn the meaning of the word "parody" as seen in my bio. [Back in character] Silly human.

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We haven't tweeted in sixteen days, but have no fear because "We're baaack..." to quote one of your human movies. --The Borg

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Some drones have been traveling the intergalactic philosophy circuit giving lectures on collective consciousness; we're a fucking expert.