But full on bitterness

You’re areet thanks pal they can keep them all

GAME 16 ⚽️ ⚔️ CHARACTER ⚔️ #PUFC #UTP #SupportLocal

Any chance of Harry Kane playing as a striker like

All the Ronaldo gossip makes me want the toon to finish 5th now.

Whos this Pony in charge of the Toon Arsenal game like

SEAN LONGSTAFF YOU BEAUTY! 😍 Trippier plays the ball inside for the local lad who fires into the far bottom corner and we lead at St. James' Park! [1-0] #NEWSOU // #NUFC

Sean silencing the haters. You love to fucking see it

CHAMPIONS !! 🏆 Whitley Bay 0-4 Pont #PUFC #UTP #CHAMPIONSS

HERE WE GO! 🍾

19’ GOOALLL HEEELEYYSS 2-0 Lewis Mcgoldrick plays in David Office beautifully, he rounds the the keeper and fires home! GET IN !!

25’ GOALL HEELEYSS 3-0 Harry Wright works very hard to keep Heeleys in position, his pass finds Lewis Mcgoldrick who slides in David Office. He runs through and squares to Lewis Yeomans who takes his time but then slams it into the roof of the net!

Heeleys Heroes FC Golden Boot 2022/23 David Office ⚽️ #uptheheroes

After much debate we Heeleys Heroes FC have officially changed our name to The Two Pennies FC. We simply felt that we had outgrown the original name and it was time for a revamp.

Who the fucks Mbappe ?

Thats a fucking robbery

Danny Murphy commentating has already ruined this match before its began

The Pennies march on to the Quarter Finals after a good win against a good Fawdon Park side. A game of two halves, Fawdon on top in the first but then the home side kicked on scoring two goals to see us progress.

(So glad we replied to those texts) Kings Arms 3 (4) vs 3 (5) Two Pennies 🌈 Pennies take it on penalties in the league cup 🌈. Greg Purvis 🧤⚽️ James Spencer ⚽️ Scott McIntyre ⚽️ MOTM - Greg Purvis 🌟 Kings arms didn’t make the most of their bye to the semi final 🥴