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He’d begin groaning, slowly getting off the ground “...Ugh... My head.. Guess I’m not doing that /either/ again..” He was a little wobbly, so he used the wall he ran into as support. x.com/vampiricroyalt…

“Hm.. Maybe I should join in the #SeductiveSunday trend!” SOMEONE STOP HIM PLEASE— SAVE THE TL FROM THE MENTAL SCARRING-

He was then placed onto said sofa, slowly beginning to relax and lay in it. Sighing in relief “Thank you Marcy!” He said like a child. x.com/vampiricroyalt…

//Thinking maybe once in a while, I could change back to Simon every once in a while (temporarily of course).

//I can imagine why x.com/vampiricroyalt…

“Merry Valentine’s Day everyone!” It’s /H A P P Y/ Valentine’s Day.

“Wha...? I’m back..? Has the crown malfunctioned?” Simon began feeling the crown on his head, before taking it off “Huh...”

“I apologize for not being here. I shall try my best to do the opposite.” //Again, sorry everyone!

So- Who’s best dad to Marceline?—

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“Wait.. Aren’t you Marceline’s dad..?” x.com/soulsuckin/sta…

He would stare at him, showing signs of anger “Ohhh..! I have some words I have to say to you!” He’d begin curling up his sleeves, walking right towards him. x.com/soulsuckin/sta…

“Hold on sir—“ He would walk past him and pull up a chair behind him “Please sit down. I need to speak my mind to you when it comes to Marceline. ...What was that about thanking me?” x.com/soulsuckin/sta…

“Gunter! Who told you you could fly?” -Ice King, October 11th 2010

Goin to sleep! Night everyone!

Yep. By a landslide.😂

“Knock knock!” “Who’s there?” “Ice!” “Ice who?” “Well, that’s not very, n/ICE/ of you!”

//Hunson isn’t the only one who can make cringy dad jokes-

// but Marcy is the drama Queen. Cant help that- x.com/vampiricroyalt…