Ok, she's back to considering the sun to be overrated. Fortunately, she is alone in this field, as she's tripped upwards of three times just from light reflections.

"I don't think I understand how people live under this sun. It's hot. Unpleasant. Blinding...."

"It's almost as if people forget what royalty looks like. I feel like I should be insulted."

"You mean to say your princesses /can't/ summon giant fists to defend themselves?"

"The gig is nice and all, but could we maybe do away with the whole imp thing? That's not my preference anymore."

"Is it legal in these lands to leash an idiot?"

YIKES

"Why would you smash your brothers?"

"I'd object but that'd be hypocritical."

"Rumor has it that if you command Link to sit, he'll still do it."

"Waitwaitwait- His last name is /Dragmire?/ Oh, goddess thats rich."

"It sounds like it's out of a fairy tale and frankly, isn't very threatening."

"Isn't there any other evil out there to confront? This peace is dull."

Holy shit he killed him

can I replace my link with this one hes dumb as rocks but I respect his drive

I dont have to take this from a dog