Really bored irl so I’m open to try and be friends with some people online. Anyways here’s Fryle Shit&Spouse:

9000th in my blood line to like games and be a wizard 🤷‍♂️

Lot of people that pop up on my timeline frequently but I just never have the urge to follow them. Sort of like that one show that you only watch when it’s after the one you already planned on seeing.

Is that my Papa?

*Posts something on the online space for the world to see* *World sees it* “EGAD!!! How could such an event happen???”

Saw oomf on Insta somehow

If she takes off those stickers she’s gonna fucking die

The language that makes you blue

Got no real friends in college after 8 weeks so I’m just wondering the campus at night and enjoying the scenery

Never change Twitter

Cut my hair and now I look like this guy (Private Pyle):

Rewatching HunterXHunter over the past few days and I can’t stop thinking of this every time I see Killua

Me when I hear they patched the Kirk method:

Got a million views on a TikTok video and I still have school tomorrow 🫩

All I’m gonna say is that there’s gonna be another depression around 2030, they’re gonna keep calling it a recession until it’s too late. I recommend you get something with a fixed monetary amount before the dollar loses value

The optimistic coprophilia enthusiast: “My life is shit”

Really can see every type of person on this app. I stumbled across this account of a black trans[?] (had colors of flag in bio made with hearts) person who almost exclusively is racist to Asian people. Crazy shit

Looks like she had 8 hours in the ring god damn 😭😭😭

Sometimes during my lectures I draw like an insane person who discovered the secrets to the universe