To those threatening to leave the U.S. over elections, kneeling for the pledge, or shaving your heads in defiance—here’s an idea: Why not make it official?
Introducing the Citizenship Exchange Program:
🇺🇸 You can sell your U.S. citizenship to an approved foreign national who’s
💸 So let me get this straight—we pulled out of Afghanistan, left it to the Taliban, and since then, we’ve sent them $20.7 billion. For "humanitarian aid." Sure, because that’s totally going to the people, right? Meanwhile, Americans hit by Hurricane Helene are still waiting for
Mahogany Jackson 20 year old black female from Birmingham, Alabama was befriended by 8 other young blacks, 4 male and 4 female. They kidnapped, tortured, raped, and shot her in the back of the head. Before she was murdered, Jackson messaged her mother that she was being held
New Jersey Decides: Who Needs Smart Teachers Anyway?
Well, folks, in a spectacular display of "let's just wing it" education policy, New Jersey has decided that knowing how to read, write, and do basic math is no longer a prerequisite for teaching your kids. That's right, under
Another Assassination Attempt?
Think Trump's inauguration was going to be smooth? Think again! A machete-wielding maniac tried to crash the party at the Capitol while Trump honored Carter, and what happens? He's set free just days before the big event! Is this the Deep State's
Heavenly Father,
We come before You today to lift up President Donald Trump, his family, and the new administration in prayer.
Lord, we ask for Your wisdom to guide President Trump in all his decisions. Grant him the discernment to navigate the complexities of leadership with
Lord, on this day of remembrance for Dr. King, we give thanks for the inauguration of President Trump. Bless his leadership with justice, compassion, and unity. Thank God, thank God Almighty. Amen.
Kathleen Hicks from the Department of Defense took the stage to enlighten John Stewart on the subtle differences between an audit, and waste, fraud, and abuse. With her fidgeting, laughter, and a tone dripping with condescension, she tackled this complex issue with all the
Maine, 2013: Navy burns $94M fixing a sub—after a $450M hit—then junks it. Susan Collins, the senior United States senator from Maine asks, 'Where’s our sub?' MIA. Taxpayers eat it, no accountability. A fiscal trainwreck. Elon save us.
HOLY SH*T 🚨 Karoline Leavitt brings a chart and shuts down Fake News Media with Tariff Facts:
- 700% tariff from Japan on rice
- 50% tariff from the EU on American dairy
- 100% tariff from India on agricultural products
WE COME WITH RECEIPTS
In 2014 Scott Pelley with 60 Minutes interviewed Elon Musk.
“TAXPAYERS ESSENTIALLY LOANED YOU, TESLA, ALMOST $500 MILLION DOLLARS. HOW MUCH OF THAT DO YOU STILL OWE”?
Juneteenth as a federal holiday? C’mon, folks, let’s cut the nonsense! Sure, celebrating the end of slavery is a no-brainer—big moment, we all agree. But why are we hyping up this one day in 1865 when a Union general strolled into Galveston, Texas, and said, “Slaves, you’re
Life in Seattle, WA, exemplifies "creeping normality"—that slow, insidious shift where big problems become just another part of the scenery. Remember when seeing tents on sidewalks was shocking? Now, homelessness encampments dot parks and underpasses, and we navigate around them
Alright, you Washington State dimwits, listen up! Gas is $3.15 a gallon nationwide, but you’re shelling out $4.39 because you keep voting for that Climate Commitment Act nonsense, handing billions to the state for eco-wet dreams like air monitors for “oppressed” neighborhoods and