the GOP we have vs the GOP we need

The State of Missouri should add the wood chipper to its death penalty arsenal for certain crimes—always feet first

It would’ve been a lot cooler if the judge ordered the Sackler family to be placed onto speedboats off the coast of Venezuela and given me the 7B

I always just assumed Dubai Chocolate was some sort of depraved sex act that Western whores were subjected to by oil sheikhs until I was informed otherwise last week

I came back from my tweeting break just to respond to this latest outrage regarding Pollard. The first outrage was that Pollard could do what he did without being executed for his crime. The second outrage was that people who call themselves American lobbied for his release.

You can just do things

BASS!

Libs in 2020: “put everyone on indefinite house arrest, if it only saves one life lockdowns are necessary” Libs in 2025: “we can’t lock up career violent felons, even if a few girls get burned or stabbed on the train every week, it’s a small price to pay for social justice”

memetic_sisyphus I wouldn't mind being 28 trillion dollars in debt, if I looked outside and saw 28 trillion dollars worth of shit.

Finally, some decency from a Missouri state-level politician. Usually, the breed harms the public by legalizing casinos, online gambling and weed, so this is a breath of fresh air Attorney General Catherine L. Hanaway

Loving Bruce Springsteen’s new hair-do

I bet that whale carcass tastes better than that somalislop Minneapolis Mayor Cryin’ Jake Frey had to choke down the other day

The missus and I watched Train Dreams, the film adaptation of the late Denis Johnson’s novella, this afternoon. Sad, life affirming, damned and beautiful. Cherry on top was the end credits, graced by a lovely new Nick Cave song open.spotify.com/track/0nmIUIFf…

Per capita remains undefeated

What is the point of having a sprawling national security state if they can’t find out who did a mass shooting in broad daylight five days ago?

Not a huge Eagles fan but Glenn Frey > Jacob Frey

Will Smith is going Pole to Pole. Docking Tuesday, January 13 on Hulu

Had to look it up. Attempted Nerder

I knew that the Maoist Republic of Illinois had some of the strictest gun laws on the books but was unaware that it was illegal to possess ammo without a FOID. Actually surprised they don't require an AWFL as well

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