Special guest rainbow lorikeet of Sydney! "Bird? No birds here, mate. Just us flowers."

Special guest Bee of New York! "5 GOTO FLOWER 10 GET NECTAR 15 IF FULL GOTO HIVE 20 GOTO 5"

"Do we look like Pidgis? Oh, we do? Well, we're not. Go away."

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull pigeon. All work and no play makes Jack a dull pigeon. All work and..."

"Tiny, tiny crumb... big, big taste."

"Enough with the silver spoon jokes, human."

"Bread? Bread bread bread bread bread bread bread BREAD!"

"Humans of New York? Someone does that? It's a parody, right?"

"You bring the camera, I bring the art."

"I try to stay above the fray, all this negativity. A pigeon has to have standards."

Special guest Pigeon of Boston! "New York pigeons think they're so special. What-evah."

Special guest Pigeon of D.C. "There's a shadowy pigeon government here, you know. We all meet and... wait, you believe this?"

"I heard some human say I was not a fancy pigeon. Yeah? Check out these moves."

"You humans are scaring the hell out of us right now."

"Take two steps back, slowly, and put the camera on the ground."

"Look at me! I'm an eagle!"

"All of this is mine. It is not yours. It is mine."

"This... this is the life."

"I love these shabby chic hangouts. See and be seen."

"Pigeon? What pigeon? Nobody here but us seagulls."