Delivery prices are the final test to see if I really want to buy something.

"Close your books. We are going to the computer lab"

Suffering looks exactly like this:

ragebait often works on me because i was already angry before i read that.

I don't like being asked “Are you at home?" Please expand further so I can know whether I'm at home or not.

Me after i realize i spoke too much today and i wasn’t mysterious like i planned

babe is an insane name, please refer to me as supreme leader

i wonder what kinda shit i’m up to in the parallel universe right now

I really wish I was a woman of few words. Unfortunately, you will hear from me. 👍🏽

my intuition scares me sometimes, like how did i know that

I've already given it my all this week and it's only Tuesday.

What do you want for your birthday? Me:

Me looking at that person i know is evil but i don’t have proof yet

when someone tries whispering something but I'm low-key deaf

My ability to read the room is why I be at home

honestly, be the villain.

I was meant to dilly dally and galavant across Caribbean islands.

Me minding my own business but still noticing everything