The problem with wearing an Apple Watch is that you have a constant reminder on your wrist that no one is calling or texting

Love being Damien’s dad. Even if he’s cooler and… instagram.com/p/BkJhHZcHiQH/…

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And the White Knight is talking backwards And the Red Queen's off with her head @ The Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas instagram.com/p/Blo8DLEHX7h/…

Year of the Dragon 2012. Water Dragons work hard throughout life and gain reputation and fame @ Rancho San Rafael Regional Park instagram.com/p/BlzUiVRHL9o/…

Fans of The Office are intelligent people that try to find humor and understanding in a mundane world. Fans of Friends are lunatics that suffer from dissociative disorder. #TheOffice #realife #nofakefriends

Damien woke me up by saying “I have Formula 1 on downstairs and Vettel is in 1st place, if you want to watch with me”. Never been so proud 😢♥️♥️♥️ #formula1 #formulauno

We're about 24 hours away from President Trump announcing that he doesn't even know the stock market. Never met it. Heard it's nice, but he wouldn't know for sure because he's never even seen it before. #NYSE #DowJones

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“Beware the ides of March” they said. “It’s bad luck” they said. Well, jokes on them because everything is going great! #coronapocolypse #IdesOfMarch #fml

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Holocaust survivor invites Eagles' DeSean Jackson to Auschwitz - The Jerusalem Post jpost.com/diaspora/antis…

Julian Edelman offers to take DeSean Jackson to Holocaust Memorial Museum - ProFootballTalk profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2020/07/09/jul…

Nevada Commission on Ethics welcomes its newest member - Thoran Towler, Esq! We have another vacancy ... apply to serve!

My message to my fellow Americans and friends around the world following this week's attack on the Capitol.

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“Pink is my new favorite color!” instagram.com/p/Bh1hZYYnPcvT…

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