Good morning to everyone except the zamboni floor cleaning driver that disturbed my report

I dont know why I instantly thought the people in white coats in th HOSPITAL GARAGE were chefs... #tooearly #sohungry please send the chefs to my patient’s bedside 👨🏼‍🍳👨🏼‍⚕️👩🏼‍⚕️👩🏼‍🍳

PETITION👏🏼FOR 👏🏼 OPTHO 👏🏼 TO STOP 👏🏼 DILATING 👏🏼 MY (NEURO) PATIENTS EYES 👏🏼WITHOUT INFORMING ANYONE 👏🏼 #Neurocheckheartattack

I love giving report to nurses who don’t write anything down. So quick!

Do you ever start a day shift and you have the worst assignment on the unit, you already know it’s going to be an awful day, but thank GOD the nurse before you put out & dated a new g-tube syringe and med cup 🙄

On/off/on/off/on night shifts are particularly disgusting. No sleep ever in between and no having a life or getting anything done outside of work for about 6 days 🤮 thank you timekeepers for all you do 🙄

Any ICU nurses work in a unit that’s not locked 24/7? Is this a conflict on your unit between staff/management etc ?

I’m really good at brushing my dogs teeth because of all the intubated patients over the years I’ve had to do mouth care on

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Massachusetts Nurses Union Urges Mandatory 3 Nurses to 1 Patient Ratio to Boost Lagging Union Dues - gomerblog.com/2018/11/31-nur…

Election Day! #MA residents we urge you to get out there and vote NO on #Question1

I really hope no one replays the EEG videos and hears me saying “fuck this shit” under my breath 20 times a day

When you’ve just finished your 0300 feeds and assessments 🏥 but it’s not quite time for 0500 labs 🧪 🤣.

Hour 1 of work... call attending at home. Hour 2 of work... call medical director. Yes that kind of day.

Has any one out there ever have a physician put a patient on comfort care and not make the patient DNR?! Is this okay ever? I was under the impression a comfort care order implied a DNR status and you would never start comfort care on someone who is full code.

By the end of the time it takes to recover from the emotional trauma of work it’s already time to go back 🙃

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